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Name: Maya Gayle Hope 1) What is your favorite word? Dare. Oh,
and chick peas. Is that one word? Kinesthetic. And copastetic. Why? Where is this
going? 2) What is your least favorite
word? Gangsta. 3) What turns you on creatively,
spiritually or emotionally? Um, Dr. Maya Angelou, my godmother in my head. Words. Word.
And scarves. Don't ask. 4) What turns you off? Cheating fiancés. 5) What
is your favorite curse word? Bitch Nobody's going to see this, right? Just put "damn." That's
better. Right? MAYA'S
RECIPE FOR TRICKIN'
OUT RAMEN NOODLES INTO A HOME COOKED MEAL Ingredients: 2 (3 oz.) packages of Oriental flavor instant Ramen noodles - they come with seasoning packets. (3 for only
99 cents!) Bell Pepper & Onion Oil or butter Tomato, optional
Instructions: Take the starving out of starving artist. Toss one of
the 2 seasoning packets. They are way too salty to use both. If you do you'll end up retaining so much water
that you'll look like an old sausage. Always have bell peppers. They usually cost around 49 cents and will
last a good 2 ½ weeks. Dice up an onion and add a slice of tomato and you are good to go. Stir it together
with butter or oil and add a pinch black pepper. If you serve it to friends give it a fancy name. Doesn't Noodles
Canton sound better than "Want some oodles of noodles?" In
Stores Nationwide A Simon & Schuster Pocket Books Paperback
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