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ATHENA
Name: Lady Athena 1) What is your favorite word? Packin'. Damn.
2) What is your least favorite word? No. 3) What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? The camera,
Camp Hustla, and a slammin rhyme. 4)
What turns you off? Not being turned on. 5)
What is your favorite curse word? Mo Fo. Hilarious!
MAYA
& ATHENA'S MONTHLY BUDGET (Monthly Budget Meeting on the 15th of Each Month) AVERAGE MONTLY INCOME: $500 less than budget,
SOLUTION: the ancient art of bill juggling
figure 1.2
| CATEGORY | AMOUNT
| STATUS/ NOTES ETC.
| | RENT | $550 | Hey,
it's Faustus, Ohio!
| | CABLE
| $0 |
cancelled | | INTERNET | $0 |
Steal from neighbors. |
| ELECTRICITY |
$65 | Negotiable-
Tell Electric Co. that you have a relative on life support. | | TRANSPORTATION | Varies | GFTA - Greater Faustus
Transit Association, Man friend or Bike | | FOOD | $222 |
$162, MAYA & $60, ATHENA |
| MAYA'S SWEETS | $60 | Cookies,
cupcakes, etc. | | ATHENA'S
HAIR | $75 | Recyclable | |
MAYA'S TUITION | $30k
| Deferred |
| MOBILE PHONES |
$120 | family plan
| | MAYA'S INCENSE |
$5 |
| | ATHENA'S
FUMES
| $20 |
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MAYA'S MUSIC | $15
| 99 CENTS/song |
| ATHENA'S MUSIC |
$0 | All illegally downloaded
from sharemaster.net | | MAYA'S
BOOKS | $25 | Psychology, sociology, & self help related plus the Sunday paper borrowed and returned
from Apt. #4B, a nurse who works late. | | ATHENA'S MAGAZINES | $25
| Star, Enquirer, Cosmo, Maxi, Vogue, Vibe, XXL,
Source, & others stolen from the dentist across the street | | MANI PEDIS | Self
| | | ALCHOHOL | $66
| | | TOTAL |
$1248 | |
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| Maya, the sociologist who needs a life |
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| Athena, the wannabe rapper |
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| Shell the Boy Wonder, hip hop mogul |
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| Luci, the brand-happy publicist |
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| Thug, the rapper with something to say |
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| Pimp, member of group Black Death |
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| DJ Manifesta, at home on the radio, in a club, or running her mouth. |
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